Twice today I’ve heard my name being yelled over the midtown crowd. I look around, I see no one. I’ve deduced that this could mean a few different things:

1. Someone around my office shares my name
2. Someone is yelling my name and then hiding behind people and trees to avoid me
3. The first signs of schizophrenia
4. Some strange ego disorder that will result in a film called, Being Ada
5. It is time to start looking for my yurt design and the woods to build it in